My Neighbor Installed a Toilet on My Lawn with a Note, ‘Flush Your Opinion Here,’ After I Asked Her Not to Sunbathe in Front of My Son’s Window

A Hilarious Neighbor Feud Ends with a Dash of Karma

When I politely asked my neighbor Shannon to avoid sunbathing in bikinis right outside my teenage son’s window, I didn’t expect the retaliation that followed. Shannon, with her eccentric taste and defiant attitude, decided to plant an old, filthy toilet on my lawn, complete with a sign: “FLUSH YOUR OPINION HERE!”

Despite my frustration, I decided to ignore her antics, trusting karma would handle it. But Shannon upped the stakes, hosting loud parties, blaring karaoke, and even meditative drum circles that sounded anything but peaceful. My patience, however, was rewarded in the end.

One day, Shannon attempted rooftop sunbathing and fell off, landing face-first into her flowerbed, covered in mud. After that, she quieted down, removing the toilet from my lawn and installing a privacy fence. My son and I finally found peace, joking about our bizarre ordeal. Shannon’s spectacle might have ended, but her “art installation” left us with unforgettable laughs.